Ahem.

Dear Kinkmeme,

I give you porn, you give me comments. This is SO TOTALLY how it works, yes it is, don't try to argue. I refuse all of your contrary evidence, because all of your contrary evidence is not this pairing, which makes people comment!

Anyway! Earlier today I gave you one non-porn and one porn(ish) thing, and I still have no comments! This? This is you falling down on our bargain. I am most wroth. Correct this at once, before I'm forced to do radical things like stop posting, finish the whole story (hint: I never finish stories), and get it beta-read before posting any more. I am sick; I need instant gratification, not yet another long project that will pay off maybe someday eventually! If I wanted that, I'd go work on one of the dozen kinkmeme-inspired things I already have a thousand-plus words of.

No love,

Krait