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May. 10th, 2012 03:22 amHemostuck!Terezi, it's official now, I love you!
It may even be that Terezi has made it impossible for me to love any female character more than I do her. Because:
“Only because God loves you, though why we are not entirely sure,” says Terezi. She kisses you again. She has that particular God-look on her face: half reverent, half smug as fuck. “I prayed until I got a visitation! He Who Wields The Sword revealed to me such mysteries.”
You snort. “Were these mysteries revealed to you while you were drunk as hell?”
“Perhaps,” she says, three quarters smug as fuck and accelerating. “In any case, I am pretty sure God loves your butt, because when I prayed for him to keep special tabs on your butt, he said ‘okay sure’ and ‘stop talking to me about Karkat’s butt’.”
It may even be that Terezi has made it impossible for me to love any female character more than I do her. Because:
“Only because God loves you, though why we are not entirely sure,” says Terezi. She kisses you again. She has that particular God-look on her face: half reverent, half smug as fuck. “I prayed until I got a visitation! He Who Wields The Sword revealed to me such mysteries.”
You snort. “Were these mysteries revealed to you while you were drunk as hell?”
“Perhaps,” she says, three quarters smug as fuck and accelerating. “In any case, I am pretty sure God loves your butt, because when I prayed for him to keep special tabs on your butt, he said ‘okay sure’ and ‘stop talking to me about Karkat’s butt’.”