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May. 10th, 2012 03:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kraitHemostuck!Terezi, it's official now, I love you!
It may even be that Terezi has made it impossible for me to love any female character more than I do her. Because:
“Only because God loves you, though why we are not entirely sure,” says Terezi. She kisses you again. She has that particular God-look on her face: half reverent, half smug as fuck. “I prayed until I got a visitation! He Who Wields The Sword revealed to me such mysteries.”
You snort. “Were these mysteries revealed to you while you were drunk as hell?”
“Perhaps,” she says, three quarters smug as fuck and accelerating. “In any case, I am pretty sure God loves your butt, because when I prayed for him to keep special tabs on your butt, he said ‘okay sure’ and ‘stop talking to me about Karkat’s butt’.”
It may even be that Terezi has made it impossible for me to love any female character more than I do her. Because:
“Only because God loves you, though why we are not entirely sure,” says Terezi. She kisses you again. She has that particular God-look on her face: half reverent, half smug as fuck. “I prayed until I got a visitation! He Who Wields The Sword revealed to me such mysteries.”
You snort. “Were these mysteries revealed to you while you were drunk as hell?”
“Perhaps,” she says, three quarters smug as fuck and accelerating. “In any case, I am pretty sure God loves your butt, because when I prayed for him to keep special tabs on your butt, he said ‘okay sure’ and ‘stop talking to me about Karkat’s butt’.”
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Date: 2012-05-11 09:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-11 08:51 pm (UTC)I suspect he only wants to stop hearing about it right then because it's interrupting his contemplation of Terezi's "dirty love letter to Heat and Clockwork" bodyart. :D I mean, he's a god, he can always go scope out Karkat's butt later, in person, instead of just being told about it! *giggles*
Especially as Karkat seems to drop in on the gods pretty frequently -- Dave doesn't even have to go find him, Karkat will bring the butt to him!