Somewhat late; holiday wishes.

In general order, from most wanted to least, here are ten wishes I know Santa isn't going to grant:

1. Either of these buttons: true love, subtext. (Please, please, pleeeeeeaaase?!)
2. Paperback copy of Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
3. Good HP/SS fanfiction I haven't read yet. Must have good grammar, spelling, and characterisation, but I can handle just about anything except incest or extreme kinks (no blood, excrement, death, incest, non-con pain).
4. Stuffed "Lion King" characters, Scar (!!!) or Kovu, any size.
5. Sterilisation -- Hey, I can wish!
6. Custom icons: I'll email the images, you turn them into decent icons. :)
7. Loose leaf tea.
8. A rainbow flag. Or the flag of your country -- as big as possible, but any size will do.
9. To be fabulously wealthy.
10. Lladro "Triton I" (I'll even pay up to $100 for this; I just can't afford the price of a new one!)

If you are the sort of wonderful person who would like to grant a wish, my email is in my userinfo, or you can leave a comment here with your email and I'll get back to you.

Thank you all!