Red Marker: At this point I don't even remember what the prompt was (though I may've copypasted it into the document somewhere); I'm gonna roll with it. Besides, I have such a weakness for Dave's "artisic skillz" showing up in fic, a la the dick-drawing fight, there's no way I could bring myself to cut out all the silly antics. (There's a reason this one's codenamed "Red Marker"!)
Oral Traditions: thank you. :D I like puns; it's probably one reason I'm terrible at titles. My brain works like a crossword puzzle reader's, all wordplay and shortcuts and maximum-meaning-for-minimal-wordcount and egregious punning. *grin* The headcanon involved is, yep, the "troll teeth are scary, ergo oral sex is not a Thing for them" thing, but I've tweaked it here and there. Now it's more "ergo penetrative oral sex is not a Thing for them", and it's accompanied by some "scent is more relevant to troll senses than to humans" and "teeth/biting/proximity to skin has social and instinctual overtones".
Miracle Gro: Heh, I suppose it is relatable. Poor Dave. He thought he was starring in a PWP, and instead he got bulgeblocked without warning by schoopy H/C and scary biotechnical issues.
I really love how standard xeno is a thing that i know what you're talking about
Hahaha, yes. This fandom has many good points, and that one's nowhere near the bottom of the list. :D :D :D
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Date: 2013-06-02 04:41 am (UTC)Oral Traditions: thank you. :D I like puns; it's probably one reason I'm terrible at titles. My brain works like a crossword puzzle reader's, all wordplay and shortcuts and maximum-meaning-for-minimal-wordcount and egregious punning. *grin* The headcanon involved is, yep, the "troll teeth are scary, ergo oral sex is not a Thing for them" thing, but I've tweaked it here and there. Now it's more "ergo penetrative oral sex is not a Thing for them", and it's accompanied by some "scent is more relevant to troll senses than to humans" and "teeth/biting/proximity to skin has social and instinctual overtones".
Miracle Gro: Heh, I suppose it is relatable. Poor Dave. He thought he was starring in a PWP, and instead he got bulgeblocked without warning by schoopy H/C and scary biotechnical issues.
I really love how standard xeno is a thing that i know what you're talking about
Hahaha, yes. This fandom has many good points, and that one's nowhere near the bottom of the list. :D :D :D