"Are you serious? There's no way we can market that, we'd be sued six heartbeats after it hit the shelves -- that octopus is exactly the diameter of a toddler's trachea!"
*dies*
It's apparently a Japanese company, and the Japanese, have kind of a thing for squid porn. They also have a very young age for consent, so I guess wouldn't see anything wrong with the 'toy'.
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Date: 2007-01-04 12:05 pm (UTC)*dies*
It's apparently a Japanese company, and the Japanese, have kind of a thing for squid porn. They also have a very young age for consent, so I guess wouldn't see anything wrong with the 'toy'.
I WANT MY POTTER VIBRATING BROOMSTICK!