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This one courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] wanderingrock, from whom I unabashedly stole it.


What are you wearing right now? A strange collection of things--tennis shoes, blue socks, flare-legged jeans, white underwear, a 10-year-old black(ish) mock-turtleneck with 3/4-length sleeves, a navy sport bra, an opal necklace, a Celtic ring, and a grey/purple/black plaid flannel shirt.

If you could be a rock, what kind of rock would you be? Obsidian--it's fascinating stuff.

Ok, be honest now, have you done _it_ yet? No.

With who?

What happened?

Do you like fire? Yes, although I give ovens a wide berth.

Current Crush? None.

Current Celebrity crush? Johnny Depp.

Future Crush? How should I know?

Are they really cute? I think so, yes.

This question was missing. I can respect that.

What are you wearing right now? The same things.

Do you eat peanut butter? Yes. Crunchy or smooth. Preferably with raspberry jam.

What is your GPA? 3.7something

Do you have a crush on a teacher? Not a real one. There are a couple teachers I'd acknowledge as attractive in one sense or another.

When did you last scratch your butt? Erm, yesterday? Possibly two days ago.

Do you have a toothbrush? No--I have five. I keep old ones around for projects.

What brand of nail polish remover do you use? Whatever's cheap, and preferably not pink.

Yes? Maybe.

Can you whistle? Yes, although I cannot snap my fingers.

Who is your favorite imaginary friend? Well, the dog exists, but certainly isn't capable of actually answering me.

What is your IQ? Never been tested.

Last meal? Chocolate. :D

Last song listened to? Phantom of the Opera, "Point of No Return"

Last phone call? Approximately six minutes ago. Outgoing, not incoming.

Last time you took a shower? Last night.

Last time you took a piss? Hold on a moment. I'll be right back...

Last time you took a meme? Way too short a time

What is your mother's maiden name? Graves.

Your bank account? ...Is a collection of money I have deposited with a financial institution? ...Is too small? Needs grooming?

Do you know you really shouldn't answer these questions? Of course I shouldn't! I like to live dangerously, though. :D

No, Really? Really dangerously.

Are you stupid? Only early in the morning.

Are you wearing underwear? Yes.

What colour is it? White, bikini-style, size -- ahem. :D

What's the ugliest fruit? Children.

How big are your boobies? 36-B, but they edge closer to C when I gain weight.

What are you wearing right now? Well, I discarded the flannel because the heater finally came on.

Your hair color? Unattractive.

Height? Five foot something.

Weight? More than it ought to be, but still less than it was five months ago. (Hmm, perhaps the answer to "last meal" has something to do with that.)

Number of teeth? Twenty-7, I think. I am sans 4 wisdom teeth and 1 incisor. (I also have one crown, but I'm counting it as present.)

Eyes? Tired.

Sex? Female.

Your favourite drink? Tea.

Your favorite song that’s on the soundtrack of a movie that was based on an opera/musical? "All I Ask of You", from Phantom of the Opera.

What are you wearing right now? Well, there's now a pen in my lap.

Do you like memes? I have a sad addiction to them that I manfully resist most of the time, but I've been weak lately.

First time you did it? No?

First person you kissed? Excluding the parental and canine sort, none.

First memory? Oh, erm, I'm not sure-- wait. Trying to reach a doorknob up above my head.

First job? I rang up groceries.

First time you were drunk? Never have been.

Have you ever done anything really bad? Possibly.

Was it illegal too? Possibly.

What was it? I think it's a tie between Accidental Shoplifting and Being Horrendously Selfish to My Mother.

What are you wearing right now? I've added a layer of dust--this meme is long.

Right now? A smirk.

Enemas? Erm, no?

Do you ever hear voices? On occasion. Well, really, all the time, since I'm not deaf, but I'm assuming "voices that aren't really there" is implied.

What do they say? Generally sounds like my mother/someone calling my name, and instead turns out to be my brain proving that I'm home alone when I yell "What?" and get no reply.

Can you hear me now? Yes.

Can you stand on your head? I would seriously injure myself were I to try.

Do you have any pets? One.

What kind? Canine of indeterminate breed.

What are their names? I shan't tell you.

Are they really cute? Terribly so. I am putty with one look from pleading brown eyes.

Do they masturbate on your bath towels? No. On the floor of my room, yes.

Zucchini? Yes, please!

Your favourite person on your flist? Too many choices to choose!

Flist crush? No.

Who do you really hate? Fudge. Umbridge. Umbridge's quill.

Your favourite question? "Would you rather have a diamond ring or a convertible for your birthday?" :D

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