This may be a first.

This may be the first time I've done this, and I can now attest to the weird power of Homestuck fandom to apply itself (in the form of troll romantic concepts) insidiously to non-Homestuck things.

Watching 'Take Me Or Leave Me' from Rent, I had this flash of sudden understanding: Maureen and Joanne just flipped black in the middle of their matespritship ceremony, no wonder everyone's so embarrassed.

...I'm deeply amused at myself.