Not my life.

Egad. I'm 24, and I still can't go where I want to go or do what I want to do. At this rate I'll have white hair before I can go to something like Y-Con or undergo sterilisation. Urrrrrrgh. I envy orphans, who never have to do things like explain to Mum and Dad what a "con" is, and endure the complete lack of understanding that results. (We won't even think about explaining to Mum and Dad what "yaoi" is, because I might as well just commit seppuku on the spot and save them the heart attack.)