and two more limericks
Aug. 11th, 2004 02:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Two more, and still no sex. I'm working on it, though.
I was minding the brats in the morning,
With Potter and Weasley suborning
All my efforts to teach
When I had to beseech
Argus Filch to give them a warning:
I don't care if Poor Potter's in mourning
For Black, or if young love's a-bourning;
If I catch them again
Stealing platypus fin,
Paddle marks will their rears be adorning.
I was minding the brats in the morning,
With Potter and Weasley suborning
All my efforts to teach
When I had to beseech
Argus Filch to give them a warning:
I don't care if Poor Potter's in mourning
For Black, or if young love's a-bourning;
If I catch them again
Stealing platypus fin,
Paddle marks will their rears be adorning.