Aarrrrgh, yes, "fake science and handwaving" -- such a waste of great potential! *groans* This is reminding me of the Homestuck 'troll boobs explained' debacle, which. Just. NO. I do not appreciate having my headcanon jossed, of course, but I especially do not apreciate having it jossed by utter, complete bunk... Like, okay, it's one thing to fail biology, but basic physics?! Fake science, indeed.